Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?


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driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except the secret is their personality
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when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

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"This last album, Speak Now, was inspired by a lot of things that, um, happened in my life, but one thing that inspired a song was, um, we went on our first headlining tour a few years ago. And I used to stand there before I would go on stage and I’d listen to the crowd making the most amazing, magical, loud screaming sounds," *crowd screams* "that is exactly the sound I’m talking about. And I’d hear it, and first of all, I’d sit there and think I can’t believe I get to hear that sound one time in my life. And, um, and then I’d get a melody stuck in my head and I could never get this melody out of my head until I finally wrote it into a song. And I called that song Long Live.”


Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

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*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

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