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bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via dutchster)

engage-with-zorp:

I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.

(via oswinofoswald)

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via clestroying)